A Lot Of People Would Say, To

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I've Always Boxed, I Always Taught Boxing.

I Don't Like Soccer. I Think It Makes You Soft. And By The Way, You Telling Me It's The Biggest Whatever In The World, Look, They Drink Tea Everywhere Too; They're Pussies, You Understand? I Want Some Coffee.

I Give Women Two Types Of Orgasms. Fake And None.

I'm Not Comically Oriented. I Get Angry And I Start Complaining And Then People Start Laughing. I Don't Even Want Them To Laugh Half The Time.