A Lot Of People Say There Is

Most Songs Have Bridges In Them, To Distract Listeners From The Main Verses Of A Song So They Don't Get Bored. My Songs Don't Have A Lot Of Bridges Because Lyric Poetry Never Had Them.

Truth Is Like A Waterslide-only Fun When It's Slippery And Wet.

They Say That Patriotism Is The Last Refuge To Which A Scoundrel Clings Steal A Little And They Throw You In Jail. Steal A Lot And Then They Make You King.

I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know.

I'm Just Glad To Be Feeling Better. I Really Thought I'd Be Seeing Elvis Soon.