A Lot Of Adults Don't Think It's

People Make Me Feel Like I Have A Problem Because I Haven't Had A Kid Yet.

You Know, I'm Allowed To F--king Date, I Haven't Seen This Guy In Three Years. We're In The Middle Of A Divorce. For A Woman, She Has To Wait. For A Man, Who Cares? That's What It's Painted As.

Everyone Expects Me To Be 9 Feet Tall And Weigh 200 Pounds [when They Meet Me].

I Live In A World Where There's Magazines And Blogs, And People Feel Like They Are Allowed To Criticize Me, And In The Meanest Way.

I'm Not Big On Looking Up Myself. I Don't Get Google Alerts, And I Don't Look On Blogs.