A Lot Happens By Accident In Poetry.

We Think About Sex Obsessively Except During The Act, When Our Minds Tend To Wander.

The Nice Thing About The Bible Is It Doesn't Give You Too Many Facts. Two An A Half Lines And It Tells You The Whole Story And That Leaves You A Great Deal Of Freedom To Elaborate On How It Might Have Happened.

Why Are Stamps Adorned With Kings And Presidents? That We May Lick Their Hinder Parts And Thump Their Heads.

Religion And Science Both Profess Peace (and The Sincerity Of The Professors Is Not Being Doubted), But Each Always Turns Out To Have A Dominant Part In Any War That Is Going Or Contemplated.

Shakespeare Tells The Same Stories Over And Over In So Many Guises That It Takes A Long Time Before You Notice.