A Kitten Is Chiefly Remarkable For Rushing

What Strange Impulse Is It Which Induces Otherwise Truthful People To Say They Like Music When They Do Not, And Thus Expose Themselves To Hours Of Boredom?

I Am Eighty Years Old. There Seems To Be Nothing To Add To This Statement. I Have Reached The Age Of Undecorated Facts - Facts That Refuse To Be Softened By Sentiment, Or Confused By Nobility Of Phrase.

A Puppy Is But A Dog, Plus High Spirits, And Minus Common Sense.

Humor Hardens The Heart, At Least To The Point Of Sanity.

Where There Is No Temptation, There Is No Virtue.