A Joke's A Very Serious Thing.

Keep Up Appearances; There Lies The Test. The World Will Give Thee Credit For The Rest.

Nor Waste Their Sweetness In The Desert Air.

Greatly His Foes He Dreads, But More His Friends; He Hurts Me Most Who Lavishly Commends.

It Can't Be Nature, For It Is Not Sense.

No Two On Earth In All Things Can Agree; All Have Some Darling Singularity; Women And Men, As Well As Girls And Boys, In Gewgaws Take Delight, And Sigh For Toys, Your Sceptres And Your Crowns, And Such Like Things, Are But A Better Kind Of Toys For Kings. In Things Indifferent Reason Bids Us Choose, Whether The Whim's A Monkey Or A Muse.