A Hundred Eyes Were Fixed On Her,

Sometimes I Feel That I Am A Natural Born Genius In A Field Of Human Endeavor That Hasn't Been Invented Yet

Every Kind Of Writing Is Hypocritical.

One Might Well Say That Mankind Is Divisible Into Two Great Classes: Hosts And Guests.

Strange When You Come To Think Of It, That Of All Countless Folk Who Have Lived On This Planet, Not One Is Known In History Or In Legend As Having Died Of Laughter.

Incongruity Is The Mainspring Of Laughter.