A Handball Is When Your Hand Touches

When I See Old Photos Of Me On The Beach I Don't Look Too Bad... But It's Hard Trying To Breathe In For Such A Long Time When I Spot The Photographers!

There's No In Between-you're Either Good Or Bad. We Were In Between.

A Handball Is When Your Hand Touches The Ball.

Ooh, It's Too ­embarrassing To Share My Innermost Romantic Secrets - Although I Have Written Danielle The Odd Poem. If Anything They Are More Comedic Than Romantic. They Used To Be Well ­received But That Was Before She Started Studying Shakespeare At Drama College. Now I Feel So ­inept.

I Am Not Leaving Twitter. If The Mindless Few Defeat The Thoughtful Majority We Are All Doomed.