A Gun In The Hand Is Worth

You Have To Come Up In The World Before It's Worthwhile For Those Worth Less To Put You Down.

A Lot Of Money Doesn't Make Anyone More Often Right. It Just Makes Him Harder To Correct.

A Big Cigar In A Young Face Requires The Best Of Both.

There's One Post-christmas Chore I Love-writing Thank-you Letters.... Lots Of Companies For Many Reasonable Reasons, I Guess, Have A Policy Against Sending Even Christmas Cards, Never Mind Things, At Christmastime. But Our Clan Gets A Big Kick Out Of Opening The Warner-lambert Box Containing An Assortment Of Their Wares; We Argue Over Which Of The Boys Is To Get The Union Oil Co. Necktie [and] All The Holiday Long We Play The Marvelous Christmas Music Sent By Goodyear.... None Of These Things Means That Forbes Or Forbeses Have Been Had. But All Of Us Like Being Thought Of.

Re Raising Kids: Love, Without Discipline, Isn't.