A Guitar Has Moonlight In It.

Stealing A Man's Wife, That's Nothing, But Stealing His Car, That's Larceny.

That's All It Takes, One Drop Of Fear To Curdle Love Into Hate.

I Make No Conscious Effort To Be Tough, Or Hard-boiled, Or Grim, Or Any Of The Things I Am Usually Called.

Yes, I Have Actually Mined Coal, And Distilled Liquor, As Well As Seen A Girl In A Pink Dress, And Seen Her Take It Off. I Am 54 Years Old, Weigh 220 Pounds, And Look Like The Chief Dispatcher Of A Long-distance Driving Concern. I Am A Registered Democrat. I Drink.

You Usually Can Tell When A Writer Is Going Down Hill By The Size Of His Liquor Bill.