A Good Four To Six Weeks Is

I Love Living In London But I Would Like To Buy A Place In Dubai And Spend A Few Months Of The Year Out There.

She [my Wife] Has Had A Caesarean, So She Can't Bend Over. It's A Good Excuse [for Not Changing Nappies], I Suppose.

I Have No Interest In Anyone Who Wants To Criticise Me, Or Doesn't Like Me Despite Never Having Met Me.

I Haven't Turned Into An Absolute Geek Who Doesn't Like Doing Fun Things.

I Can Never Sit Still For Five Minutes.