A Glorious Death Is His, Who For

We Cannot All Hope To Combine The Pleasing Qualities Of Good Looks, Brains, And Eloquence.

If It Doesn't Have Siamese Twins In A Jar, It Is Not A Fair.

Life And Death Are Balanced As It Were On The Edge Of A Razor

Thou Wilt Lament Hereafter, When The Evil Shall Be Done And Shall Admit No Cure.

Wise To Resolve, And Patient To Perform.