A Gay Man Has No Business Leading

When You're Judy Garland And You Want Something, You Just Pick Up The Phone And Call Somebody. Anybody.

My Mother Should Have Been Jewish. She Could Have Taught A Class On How To Induce Guilt.

The Most Memorable Night Of The Judy Garland Show For Me Was The Night My Mother Pulled Me Out Of The Audience And Sang To Me Onstage.

The Only Difference Between The Bel Air Of The '90s And The Bel Air Of My Childhood Is That Now The Nannies Are Latina Instead Of British, And The Cars European Instead Of American

There Are Some Family Traditions I Don't Want My Children To Carry On.