A Full Bosom Is Actually A Millstone

My Knees Have Always Been Ugly.

Pigs May Like Honey, But That Doesn't Stop It Being Sweet.

It Is Agreed That Little Girls Should Have A Different Physical Education Than Little Boys, But It Is Not Admitted How Much Of The Difference Is Counseled By The Conviction That Little Girls Should Not Look Like Little Boys.

The Most Popular Image Of The Female Despite The Exigencies Of The Clothing Trade Is All Boobs And Buttocks, A Hallucinating Sequence Of Parabolae And Bulges.

Yet If A Woman Never Lets Herself Go, How Will She Ever Know How Far She Might Have Got? If She Never Takes Off Her High-heeled Shoes, How Will She Ever Know How Far She Could Walk Or How Fast She Could Run?