A Fruit Salad Is Delicious Precisely Because

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

All The Events Of Your Past Have Formed A Lens, Or Paradigm, Through Which You See The World. And Since No One's Past Is Exactly Like Anyone Else's, No Two People See Alike.

If You Decide To Just Go With The Flow, You'll End Up Where The Flow Goes, Which Is Usually Downhill, Often Leading To A Big Pile Of Sludge And A Life Of Unhappiness. You'll End Up Doing What Everyone Else Is Doing.

You Can Usually Tell When A Couple Becomes Centered On Each Other Because They Are Forever Breaking Up And Getting Back Together.

It's Hard, But Sometimes It Is Better To Have No Friends For A Time Than To Have The Wrong Friends. The Wrong Group Can Lead You Down All Kinds Of Paths You Really Don't Want To Be On. And Retracing Your Steps Can Be A Long And Hard Journey