A Friendship Can Weather Most Things And

A Friendship Can Weather Most Things And Thrive In Thin Soil; But It Needs A Little Mulch Of Letters And Phone Calls And Small, Silly Presents Every So Often - Just To Save It From Drying Out Completely.

Cats Can Work Out Mathematically The Exact Place To Sit That Will Cause Most Inconvenience.

Music Speaks Of Platonic Truth - The Ideal River Rather Than The Polluted Reality, Love As We Dream It Rather Than We Experience It, Grief Noble And Uplifting Rather Than Our Distracted Weeping. It Is Necessary To Our Survival And Our Sanity.

You Are Asleep. Deep, Deep Asleep - And Then The World Caves In. The Cat Has Leapt From The Top Window Onto Your Stomach. He Is Saturated. He Is Hungry. He Taps You Into Full Wakefulness With A Sodden Paw "could You Open A Can?"

Many A Cat Can Only Be Lured In By Switching Off All The Lights And Keeping Very Still. Until The Indignant Cry Of A Cat-locked-out Comes At The Door.