A Friend Is Someone Who Stays By

The Chess Player Who Develops The Ability To Play Two Dozen Boards At A Time Will Benefit From Learning To Compress His Or Her Analysis Into Less Time.

Avoid Using Cigarettes, Alcohol, And Drugs As Alternatives To Being An Interesting Person.

Just Because You're Unemployed Doesn't Mean You're Not Doing Anything Useful. You Are, For Example, At Least Keeping Your Mother-in-law's Wit Sharp.

When You're In A Good Mood, Bring Up The Past. When You're In A Bad Mood, Stick To The Present. And When You're Not Feeling Emotional At All, It's Time To Talk About The Future.

A Friend Is Someone Who Stays By Your Side All Through The Troubles He's Caused You.