A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet

I Have Always Felt That Too Much Time Was Given Before The Birth, Which Is Spent Learning Things Like How To Breathe In And Out With Your Husband (i Had My Baby When They Gave You A Shot In The Hip And You Didn't Wake Up Until The Kid Was Ready To Start School), And Not Enough Time Given To How To Mother After The Baby Is Born.

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

Grandma Told Me Mama Was Once Caught By The Principal For Writing In The Front Of Her Book, "in Case Of Fire, Throw This In First." I Have Never Had So Much Respect For Mama As The Day I Heard This.

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.