A Fool Is Someone Whose Pencil Wears

My Thoughts Are Like Waffles - The First Few Don't Look So Good.

You're Who You Think You Are, Even If You Never Admit It To Yourself Or To Anyone Else. You May Be In The Worst Position To Judge, But You're In The Best Position To Know.

One Of The Few Articles Of Clothing That A Man Won't Try To Remove From A Woman Is An Apron.

Be Able To Suffer Wearing A Necktie Or Slightly High Heels For An Entire Evening Without Complaint Or Early Removal.

A Good Idea Will Keep You Awake During The Morning, But A Great Idea Will Keep You Awake During The Night.