A Fool Is Someone Whose Pencil Wears

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Be In The Habit Of Experimenting With Your Clothing So That You Don't Get Stuck For Life With A Self-image Developed Over The Course Of High School.

I Believe That Love--not Imitation--is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery. Your Imitator Thinks That You Can Be Duplicated; Your Lover Knows You Can't.

Relatively Few Of Us Will Find The Time-or Take It-to Live An Ever Enlarging Life.

Many People Feel They Must Multi-task Because Everybody Else Is Multitasking, But This Is Partly Because They Are All Interrupting Each Other So Much.