A Father Is A Thousand Schoolmasters.

A Beautiful Lady Is An Accident Of Nature. A Beautiful Old Lady Is A Work Of Art.

Education Is Not The Accumulation Of Knowledge, But The Ability To Find It.

A Graceful Taunt Is Worth A Thousand Insults.

Oh, I Get Lucky A Lot. I Get Lucky At Four In The Morning In The Law Library.

When A Man Points A Finger At Someone Else, He Should Remember That Four Of His Fingers Are Pointing At Himself.