A Father Has To Do Everything In

As A Comedian, I Can Walk Out In Front Of 5000 People And Not Worry About A Thing. Not A Thing, Believe Me. But To Stand Up A Face A Camera And Crew Of Maybe 15 Guys And Get Up Tight About It - To Me That's Weird.

People Will Frighten You About A Graduation....they Use Words You Don't Hear Often.

Beware Of People Who Fall At Your Feet. They May Be Reaching For The Corner Of The Rug.

Every Closed Eye Is Not Sleeping, And Every Open Eye Is Not Seeing.

Mediocre People Are The Most Dangerous People In The World.