A Dog Has No Shame. If He

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Hooray For Most Things!

Honesty May Be The Best Policy, But It's Important To Remember That Apparently, By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.

The Next Time A Prostitute Solicits Your Business, Ask For The Clergyman's Rate.

If You Love Someone Set Them Free. If They Come Back, Set Them On Fire.