A Dishonest Man You Can Always Trust

I'm Not Blockbuster Boy.

This Dress Code Should Be Mandatory For Most Events.

When Kids Hit One Year Old, It's Like Hanging Out With A Miniature Drunk. You Have To Hold Onto Them. They Bump Into Things. They Laugh And Cry. They Urinate. They Vomit.

They Say The World Used To Be Bigger. The World's Still The Same--there's Just Less In It.

It's Good To Experience Hollywood In Short Bursts, I Guess. Little Snippets. I Don't Think I Can Handle Being Here All The Time, It's Pretty Nutty.