A Day Without Laughter Is A Day

Think About Yourself At Least Once In Your Life Otherwise You May Miss The Best Comedy In This World.

I Will Not Join Any Club Who Will Take Me As A Member.

I've Arrived At The Age Where A Platonic Friendship Can Be Sustained On The Highest Moral Plane.

My Lips Never Know My Problem They Just Always Smile

It Seems To Me That My Mother Was The Most Splendid Woman I Ever Knew... I Have Met A Lot Of People Knocking Around The World Since, But I Have Never Met A More Thoroughly Refined Woman Than My Mother. If I Have Amounted To Anything, It Will Be Due To Her.