A Cricket Ground Is A Flat Piece

A Cricket Ground Is A Flat Piece Of Earth With Some Buildings Around It.

When My Hair Is Long Enough To Be Cut, I Go To My Wife's Hairdresser, And She Generally Pays For It.

When A Cricketer Gets Hit In The Private Parts, He Hopes The Pain Will Go Away Very Soon But The Swelling Doesn't!

Captaincy Is 90 Per Cent Luck And 10 Per Cent Skill. But Don't Try It Without That 10 Per Cent.

Cricket Has So Many Meanings To So Many Australians. It’s Become Precisely That - An Australian Way Of Life. And What A Life It Is. Some Would Even Go As Far As To Say, ‘marvellous’.