A Court Of Equity Knows Its Own

We Have Certain Demons Who Are Motivated By The Smell Of Food. They Tend To Get Rather Violent Whenever They Smell It. I Personally Wouldn’t Be Caught Eating Anything Because I Would End Up Dead. You Might Not. But You’d Still Have To Fight Them, And Since Some Of Them Are Rather Ugly And Really, Really Smelly, It Might Spoil Your Appetite. Then Again, Maybe Not. Doesn’t Spoil Noir’s. I Think It Makes Him Hungrier, Especially When He Guts Them. Sick, But True. (asmodeus)

I’ve Even Delivered A Few Of Their Babies. (wulf) Really? (cassandra) Oh, Yeah. You Have To Love The Days Before Modern Roads, And Hospitals When I Was Up To My Elbows In Placenta. (wulf)

Now, If You Don’t Mind, I’m Going To Sit Over Here With My Throbbing Feet And Bleed In Silence Until We Get To Our Destination. (syn)

I'm Telling You People; Its A Zombie Attack. Z To The Oto The M To The B To The I,e. Zombie..." -bubba

Where Are You Anyway? (acheron) I Don't Know. I Hear Some Godawful Kind Of Music From Outside, Horns Blaring, And I'm In A House With A Mohawk Cuckoo Bird, A Transvestite, And A Knife-wielding Lunatic. (valerius) Why Are You At Tabitha's? (acheron)