A Court Is Like A Scene, People

Why Are People Afraid Of Getting Older? You Feel Wiser. You Feel More Mature. You Feel Like You Know Yourself Better. You Would Trade That For Softer Skin? Not Me!

I've Just Done A Commercial In The U.s. In Which I Talk About Stocks, Shares And Bonds. Everyone Is Amazed. They Ask Me: 'you Really Know About That Stuff Or Did You Just Learn It For The Commercial?' I Tell Them I Wouldn't Do It Unless I Understood And Had An Interest.

You Don't Think People Would Go On About My Looks If I Was No. 500 In The World Instead Of No.12, Do You? Anyway, As I Keep Telling Everyone, You Can't Blame Me For Looking Like This On Purpose

The World Believes All Blondes Are Stupid And Brunettes Are Smarter. Well, I Disagree.

Boyfriends Have To Understand My Needs. I Shower Four Times A Day.