A Classic Liberal Is More Like A

You've Never Met A More Flawed Guy Than Me.

If You Watch Tonight's Show, I Believe You Know That I Believe We're Heading Into Deep And Treacherous Waters.

I Don't Think We Came From Monkeys. I Think That's Ridiculous. I Haven't Seen A Half-monkey, Half-person Yet.

When You're True To Yourself - Not The Audience That Reads About Me In The Newspaper Or Sees A Clip Someplace, But The Audience That Actually Comes And Watches, Just Like Oprah - They Get To Know You And They Sense Something Genuine.

Capitalists, If You Think That You Can Play Footsies With These People, You're Wrong. They Will Come For You And Drag You Into The Streets And Kill You.