A Cigar Has "...a Fire At One

Answering A Letter From A Church Asking What Else They Should Try After Having Failed To Raise Enough Money On Bake Sales, Bazaars, Suppers, Etc. Why Not Try Religion?

Nine-tenths Of The World Is Entertained By Scandalous Rumors, Which Are Never Dissected Until They Are Dead And, When Pricked, Collapse Like An Empty Bladder.

If You Have No Family Or Friends To Aid You . . . Turn Your Face To The Great West And There Build Up Your Home And Fortune.

It Is Impossible To Enslave, Mentally Or Socially, A Bible-reading People. The Principles Of The Bible Are The Groundwork Of Human Freedom.

Journalism Will Kill You, But It Will Keep You Alive While You're At It.