A Brainiac Notices Everything, An Ignoramus Comments

Matrimony; The High Sea For Which No Compass Has Yet Been Invented.

Music Played At Weddings Always Reminds Me Of The Music Played For Soldiers Before They Go Into Battle.

The Beauteous Eyes Of The Spring's Fair Night With Comfort Are Downward Gazing.

Like A Great Poet, Nature Produces The Greatest Results With The Simplest Means. These Are Simply A Sun, Trees, Flowers, Water And Love. Of Course, If The Spectator Be Without The Last, The Whole Will Present But A Pitiful Appearance, And In That Case, The Sun Is Merely So Many Miles In Diameter, The Trees Are Good For Fuel, The Flowers Are Classified By Stamens, And The Water Is Simply Wet.

True Eloquence Consists In Saying All That Is Necessary, And Nothing But What Is Necessary.