A Big Part Of Life Is Realizing

My Body Wasn't Made To Look Good In A String Bikini. It Was Made To Feed And Nurture A Child.

It's Hard Enough To Go Through Puberty. Everyone's Embarassed About Their Youth, But If Just Happens That The '80s Were Particularly Disgusting. Flock Of Seagulls Is Not Cool.

It's With A Heavy Heart That I Have Decided That I Can't Relocate. I Have Two Babies Under 4. Being A Mother And Wife Comes First, And I Just Cannot Uproot My Children And Separate The Family By Moving Away. I Will Miss This Job Desperately And Wish Everyone The Absolute Best.

Every Time I Decide I Want A Child I Get Another Pet. I Have 3 Dogs, 13 Birds And 3 Horses, What Does That Tell You?

First, Accept Sadness. Realize That Without Losing, Winning Isn't So Great