A Baseball Manager Is A Necessary Evil.

Inner Peace Is Not Found In Things Like Baseball And World Championships. As Long As I Feel I've Done The Best Job I Possibly Could, I'm Satisfied.

Me Carrying A Briefcase Is Like A Hotdog Wearing Earrings.

No Manager Ever Won No Ballgames.

Explaining Why He Was Forced To Cut A Utility Player: You Just Got Caught In A Position Where You Have No Position.

Problem With (john) Wockenfuss Getting On Base Is That It Takes Three Doubles To Score Him.