A Balanced Diet May Be The Best

Remember, America: Organization Will Set You Free.

So I Quit My Job And Went To The New England Culinary Institute For The Full Two Years And Worked In The Restaurant Industry After That Until Finally I Thought I Had A Grasp On What I Needed To Do What I Do.

Butter Typically Melts Around, You Know, 90 Fahrenheit, As Opposed To About 20 Degrees Higher For Lard. So What That Means Is That When You're Working With It, The Lard Is Going To Stay More Solid, Which Is Great For Flakiness.

Culinary Tradition Is Not Always Based On Fact. Sometimes It's Based On History, On Habits That Come Out Of A Time When Kitchens Were Fueled By Charcoal.

Basting Is Evil. Basting Does Nothing For The Meat. Why? Skin. Skin Is Designed To Keep Stuff Out Of The Bird, So Basting Just Lets Heat Out Of The Oven. That Means The Turkey Will Take Longer To Cook... So Don't Touch That Door!